by James Finn Garner
The forsaken Bucs
Have had terrible luck
Disheartening both youngsters and codgers
But that luck turns around–
Can this elixir be found?–
Whenever they fight ‘gainst the Dodgers.
Their recent campaigns
Have shamed the Spanish Main
Their treasure chest has been sore empty
But bring in Turner and Betts
And this sulphurous squad gets
Like Pops and Parker and Clemente.