By James Finn Garner
Some Tampa Bay Rays
Don’t accept gays
Claiming God don’t approve of their lovin’
They should’ve instead
Spoke of what Jesus said
On the subject, which is of course nothin’.
Isn’t it odd
Some people’s God
Might espouse love but just for a few?
And how white cishet men
Tell you time and again:
“Jesus is great– he thinks just like I do!”