by Dylan Cease
O’ slider slide o’ slider slide
Past the batsman I send my slider to hide
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Past the batsmen I send that round cowhide
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A fortune staked on you lest I overstride
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In the strike zone indeed a win is implied
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The humans can’t believe my 3000 rpm and fastball ride
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Your execution can earn you a bride
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Even the back-up tried
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To the back foot of a lefty … check swing and the ump is wrong
Dylan Cease pitches for the Chicago White Sox and is a graduate of Milton High School, Milton, Ga.