by James Finn Garner
Tigers outfielder Akil Baddoo
Tried to stretch one base into two
Was hit near the base
In his own carapace
A two-bagger, one-sacker miscue.
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Tigers outfielder Akil Baddoo
Tried to stretch one base into two
Was hit near the base
In his own carapace
A two-bagger, one-sacker miscue.
From a reader on Substack:
Baddoo attempts steal
Catcher’s throw racks, ricochets
Painful bang-bang play