July Sale Days

by James Finn Garner

It’s July Sale Days with the New York Mets!
Come on down — it’s as good as it gets!

Robertson, closer (we call him Dave),
So many games for you he’ll save!

Look under the hood of our starter Max,
Good despite mileage, and that’s a fact!

Everybody wants a Tommy Pham!
(Sorry, Chisox, no warranty on hams)

Verlander’s on his second career–
Try for a third? You’ll find him here!

Crazy Billy Eppler’s ready to trade!
Start planning your World Series Parade!