by James Finn Garner
This sounds like The Onion — it’s not!
Two rounds fired in Sox Park! How fraught!
A fan snuck in a gat
In her folds of gut fat,
Giving new meaning to the term “Jell-O Shot.”
This sounds like The Onion — it’s not!
Two rounds fired in Sox Park! How fraught!
A fan snuck in a gat
In her folds of gut fat,
Giving new meaning to the term “Jell-O Shot.”