by James Finn Garner
To the rest of the teams in the East
The Blue Jays now seem like a beast
If stars do not vax
They’ll find that they lack
Any way not to be the birds’ feast.
Red Sox COVID-19 vaccine issues could have a massive lasting impact
Houston Brings Winter to Boston, Win ALCS
by Stephen Jones
A weatherman on Beantown TV
Described it this way:
“You start here,” a flat hand
measuring height in the air.
“This is chilly. Okay?
Then you drop it to here.
This is freezing,
Just thirty-two degrees.”
He went on: “But it gets colder,
Down here…”
He ducked below the camera eye.
“… Is zero, and it’s so cold …
You freeze fruit and it shatters.
But there’s one more level …”
He looked the camera in the eye.
“… Colder still: Red Sox hitting.”
Boston Massacre
Sure, Diaz was blind as a bat
Both teams benefited from that
But knock your guys in
Or you won’t get the win
“Men stranded”, the most meaningful stat.
The Salami Diet, aka Knock-Knock-Knock Joke
by Michael X. Ferraro
Telegram!
Sox Grand Slam
What up, fam?
Sox Grand Slam
Howdy, ma’am.
Sox Grand Slam
Viva Arozarena!
by James Finn Garner
Like the baby’s proverbial candy
Home plate was stolen by Randy
The shift left third base
A defender-less place
And the pitcher’s stance came in quite handy.
Photo by Steve Helber, AP