by Fred Lovato
As trade deadline nears…
Will He stay? Where will He go?
on everyone’s mind
As trade deadline nears…
Will He stay? Where will He go?
on everyone’s mind
In memory of “Fiddler on the Roof’s” Sheldon Harnick, 1924-2023
Trademaker, Trademaker
Find me a team,
Catch me a win.
Trademaker, Trademaker
Look to your scouts.
And make me a perfect trade.
Night after night on the Halos I’m alone
So find me a match,
Of my own.
I’ll bring my arm,
My big bat, too.
Bring me a ring
For I’m longing to be,
The envy of all I see.
For Papa,
Make me a winner.
For Mama,
Make me rich as a king.
For me, well,
I wouldn’t holler
If just once I wore a World Series ring.
Trademaker, Trademaker
Find me a team,
Catch me a win.
Trademaker, Trademaker
Look to your scouts.
And make me a perfect trade.
Dr. Oza is a management consultant and facilitates the interpersonal dynamics of MBAs at Stanford University. His novel, Double Play, will be published in 2024 by Chicago’s Third World Press.
Hey LA Angels
you’ve got Trout & Ohtani
yet your team stinks. Why?
Score a run in eighth
ruin Halos’ shut out bid
spoil sport Rockies
Shohei on the mound
despite strong showing, loses
Angels’ bats silent.