Texas Rangers – Page 2

Priorities

Should correct homework
why ruin day off from work?
watch Game 5 instead

The distance of
every tape-measure
home run
depends
upon your
press agent.

RIP to the Capitol Punisher.

With apologies to Mars Bonfire and Steppenwolf

Get your players runnin’,
Head out on the basepaths.
Lookin’ for a Wild Series,
Whoever wins 4 of 7.

Yeah, D-backs and Rangers,
Make the World Series your own.
Score all your runs at once,
And explode the playoff brackets.

Like Malamud’s “Natural,”
You were born, born a wild card.
You can climb so high,
You’ll never wanna die.

Born to win Wild!
Born to win Wild!

Going through stop signs
while running around basepaths
not good idea

If you want to jazz your game up a bit
Try out a new base-running mitt.
X has many styles
Sure to bring smiles
And give traditionalists a fit.