All-Time Teams – Bardball

MLB All-Halloween Team

1B Candy LaChance
2B Pumpkinsie Green
SS Sandy Malomar
3B Chris Spooker

LF Mummy Ramirez
CF Trik Speaker
RF Vlampire Guerrero

C Earl Battey

LHP Randy Wolfman, Baby Ruth
RHP Trevor BOOOOer, Black Catfish Hunter, Ricky Bones

MGR Treat Speaker

1B   Vlad “Son of the Impaler” Guerrero, Jr.
2B   Charles Zomphier
SS   Justin “Franken” Stein
3B   Dave “King Kong” Kingman

LF   Jerry Mummy-phrey
CF   Coco Cryptkeeper
RF   Vlad “The Impaler” Guerrero

C Baba-Duke Sims

PH Nick Goulish

LHP Freddie-Rick Kreuger, Mike “Michael” Myers
RHP Full Moon Odom, Slick Castleman, Brad Pennywise

MGR Chicken Wolfman

Illustration by Joltin’ Jim Seirgey

1B Canadian Goose Tatum
2B Pumpsie Spice Green
SS Luke Caramel Appling
3B Alex Decorative Gourdon

LF Tail Gates Brown
CF Walt “Turtleneck” Williams
RF Félix Pumpkin Pié

C Moses Fleecewood Walker

LHP Cliff Leefpile, Matt S’Moore
RHP Boof Bonfire, Aaron Rakers

MGR Hot Cyder Young

1B Tommy Thompson
2B Pat Patterson
SS Andy Anderson
3B Bobby Robinson

LF Willie Wilson
CF Eddie Edmonson
RF Jack Jackson

C Benny Bengough

LHP John Henry Johnson, Dave Davidson, Johnny Johnson
RHP Tommy Toms, Johnny Johnson, Tommy Thomas

MGR Dizzy Dismukes

Taylor and Tyler Rogers, Photo from GQ.com

1B David Justice
2B Jury-ckson Profar
SS Joe Sargent
3B Ernie Courtney

LF Barrister Bonds
CF Lave Cross
RF Aaron Judge

C Josh Lex

RHP Derek Law, Jailen Peguero
LHP Ryan Sherriff, John Courtright

Relief RHP Cameron Jury

MGR Tom Lawless