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MLB All-Rudolph-The-Red-Nosed-Reindeer Team

1B   Steve Christmas
2B   Cupid Childs
SS   Dancerby Swanson
3B   Minnie “the Cuban Comet” Miñoso

LF   Tim Raines-deer
CF   Rudolph Ash
RF   Foghorn Bradley

C    Ken Rudolph

DH  Donner Baylor

LHP   Lee Dashner, Al Clauss
RHP   Josh Fogg, Joe “Blitzen” Benz, Bill Slayback

MGR   Santa Alomar

Comet illustrated by John Hartwell.

When looking for an image to accompany this team, I found that Baseball Reference had created a lineup and player trading cards for all of Santa’s team. Check out this fun idea from 2014. 

And have a merry Christmas, Bardballers!

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MLB All-Thanksgiving Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Lee Dressen
2B   Doc Crandall
SS   Turkey Gross
3B   Greg Legg

LF   Damian Rolls
CF   Spud Johnson
RF   Tyler Saladino

C     Yam Yaryan

P   Turk Wendell, Turk Lown, Doug Bird

Mgr.   Norm Sherry

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MLB All-Halloween Team

1B   Candy LaChance
2B   Pumpkinsie Green
SS   Sandy Malomar
3B   Chris Spooker

LF   Mummy Ramirez
CF   Trik Speaker
RF   Vlampire Guerrero

C     Earl Battey

LHP   Randy Wolfman, Baby Ruth
RHP   Trevor BOOOOer, Black Catfish Hunter, Ricky Bones

MGR   Treat Speaker

 

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MLB All-Monster-Movie Team

1B   Vlad “Son of the Impaler” Guerrero, Jr.
2B   Charles Zomphier
SS   Justin “Franken” Stein
3B   Dave “King Kong” Kingman

LF   Jerry Mummy-phrey
CF   Coco Cryptkeeper
RF   Vlad “The Impaler” Guerrero

C   Baba-Duke Sims

PH   Nick Goulish

LHP   Freddie-Rick Kreuger, Mike “Michael” Myers
RHP   Full Moon Odom, Slick Castleman, Brad Pennywise

MGR   Chicken Wolfman

Illustration by Joltin’ Jim Seirgey

 

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MLB All-Autumn-Cozy-Like-Martha-Stewart Team

1B   Canadian Goose Tatum
2B   Pumpsie Spice Green
SS   Luke Caramel Appling
3B   Alex Decorative Gourdon

LF    Tail Gates Brown
CF    Walt “Turtleneck” Williams
RF    Félix Pumpkin Pié

C      Moses Fleecewood Walker

LHP   Cliff Leefpile, Matt S’Moore
RHP   Boof Bonfire, Aaron Rakers

MGR   Hot Cyder Young