All-Time Teams – Page 3

MLB All-Pizza-Toppings Team

1B Anchovy Rizzo
2B Jake Cauli-Flowers
SS Artichoke Fletcher
3B Pepper Peploski

LF Pepperoni Martin
CF Kyle Garlick
RF Shin-Soo Shroom

C Manny Jala-Piña
PH Crusty Staub

LHP Tayler Saucedo, Eddie Bacon, Bud Black Olives
RHP Pete Hamm, Mark Hamburger, Roy Parmesanlee

MGR Lou Pineapple

1B Pop Joy Division
2B Echo and the Bunnyman Downs
SS Split Enzo Hernández
3B Jimmie Fixx

LF Cars Yastrzemski
CF Denard Spandau Ballet
RF Max Flack of Seagulls

C Tuffy Darts Gosewisch

LHP Jesse English Beat, Roberto Durán Durán
RHP Louis Talking Head, Vern Tears for Fear, Dave Soft Sells

MGR Blondie Purcell

1B John Kruk
2B Frank Sigafoos
SS Sibby Sisti
3B Wayne Krenchicki

LF Mark Funderburk
CF Richie Zisk
RF Louis Sockalexis

C Erik Kratz

LHP Thomas Szapucki, Paul Splittorff
RHP Lee Pfund, Cy Slapnicka, Joe Slusarski, Yorman Bazardo

MGR Gavvy Kravath

1B Wall-E Joyner
2B Cobra Bubbles Anderson
SS Joe TinkerBell
3B Luis Alicea in Wonderland

LF Albert Belle
CF Brer Jones
RF Dory Dean

C Gustavo Molina, Sebastián Rivero

LHP Aríel Miranda, Nemo Gaines
RHP Cinders O’Brien, Ron Darling, Milt Gaston

MGR Hughie, Dewey and Louie Jennings

1B Art Sham-69-sky
2B Ramóns Santiago
SS Dickies Thon
3B Woody English Beat

LF Akil Baddoo Brains
CF Jack Voigt-doids
RF UK Subby Byas

C Art New York Dolls

LHP Mike Minor Threat, Joe Dead Kennedys
RHP X-Ray Specs Roberts, Buzzcocks Capra

MGR Bob Melvins