O Captain! My Captain!

by Hart Seely

O Captain! my Captain!
Our fearful trip is done,
The ship has sprung a thousand leaks,
The prize we sought is gone.

The end is near, the drums I hear,
The bleachers steadily clearing,
The faithful weep; in sight, a sweep,
Juan Soto disappearing.

But o, Boone! Boone! Boone!
Bring gallon jugs of wine,
For deep on deck my Captain lies,
Struck out, oh for nine.

 

MLB All-Halloween Team

1B   Candy LaChance
2B   Pumpkinsie Green
SS   Sandy Malomar
3B   Chris Spooker

LF   Mummy Ramirez
CF   Trik Speaker
RF   Vlampire Guerrero

C     Earl Battey

LHP   Randy Wolfman, Baby Ruth
RHP   Trevor BOOOOer, Black Catfish Hunter, Ricky Bones

MGR   Treat Speaker

 

MLB All-Autumn-Cozy-Like-Martha-Stewart Team

1B   Canadian Goose Tatum
2B   Pumpsie Spice Green
SS   Luke Caramel Appling
3B   Alex Decorative Gourdon

LF    Tail Gates Brown
CF    Walt “Turtleneck” Williams
RF    Félix Pumpkin Pié

C      Moses Fleecewood Walker

LHP   Cliff Leefpile, Matt S’Moore
RHP   Boof Bonfire, Aaron Rakers

MGR   Hot Cyder Young