Optimism is Dangerous for a Padres Fan

By Ethan McKnight

“One year soon the baseball gods will shine on the San Diego Padres, and we will have a parade.”
—Peter Seidler

“This is the year,” I say,
as Suarez locks down our seventh straight win,
our best start in franchise history.

This is the year
I’ll finally see the Commissioner’s Trophy
lifted high before a roaring sea of San Diegans,
Machado shouting, “This is for Peter!”
as he’s crowned World Series MVP.

This is the year
we win gold
that isn’t just a marketing gimmick.

And then,
as if on cue,
I wake up.

The parade fades into another 24 scoreless innings,
October slipping through our fingers,
as the devils in Dodger blue
send us home early again.

Ethan McKnight is a poet and college student in San Diego, California.

John McGraw

by Michael Ceraolo

No one who had experienced as much death as I had
would ever call baseball a life-or-death matter,
but winning was next-most in importance
And I would do anything to win:
doctor the grounds to favor our team;
scour the rule book for technicalities that favored us
(and scream loudly when other used technicalities against us);
try to sign players like Charlie Grant and William Mathews;
sign reprobates like Donlin and Raymond and Chase,
thinking I could rehabilitate them.
And I apologize for none of it:
we won far more often than not.

MLB All-St. Patrick’s Day Team

1B  Hank Greenberg
2B  Grant Green
SS  Pumpsie Green
3B  Andy Green

LF  Mike Greenwell
CF  Lenny Green
RF  Danny Green

C     Charlie Greene

LHP  Chris Green
RHP  Clarence Beers, Jameson Taillon, Suds Sutherland

MGR  Dallas Green