by Jim Siergey
One for the South Siders.
One for the South Siders.
So many different subscription services,
Left, right and center,
As I try to follow my team this year.
Baseball’s become more complicated,
And more expensive, too,
Even for someone relaxing at home.
There’s a big problem in all of this.
How is it, now, that America’s pastime—
Its looked-forward-to leisure of summer—
Has evolved like an apocalyptic survivor,
Transformed into MLB’s frenetic cash cow?
This clip turned my knees into jelly
As Snitker took one “not on the belly”
But saved was the skip
From glandular rip
By the belt corralling his potbelly.
Originally appeared in The Chicago Baseball Magazine.
1BÂ Â Pop Joy
2BÂ Â Bill Smiley
SSÂ Â Jurickson Prozac
3BÂ Â Chipper Jones
LFÂ Â Smead Jolley
CFÂ Â Happy Felsch
RFÂ Â Jim Gleeson
CÂ Â Joe Garrulous-giola
LHPÂ Â Happy Foreman, Drew Smyly, John Smiley, Aaron Laffey
RHPÂ Â Happy Townsend, Julian Merryweather, Dave Jolly, Buddy Lively
MGRÂ Â Jolly Cholly Grimm