Subscription Baseball

by Stephen Jones

So many different subscription services,
Left, right and center,
As I try to follow my team this year.

Baseball’s become more complicated,
And more expensive, too,
Even for someone relaxing at home.

There’s a big problem in all of this.
How is it, now, that America’s pastime—
Its looked-forward-to leisure of summer—

Has evolved like an apocalyptic survivor,
Transformed into MLB’s frenetic cash cow?

 

MLB All Happy Team

1B   Pop Joy
2B   Bill Smiley
SS    Jurickson Prozac
3B   Chipper Jones

LF   Smead Jolley
CF   Happy Felsch
RF   Jim Gleeson

C    Joe Garrulous-giola

LHP   Happy Foreman, Drew Smyly, John Smiley, Aaron Laffey
RHP   Happy Townsend, Julian Merryweather, Dave Jolly, Buddy Lively

MGR    Jolly Cholly Grimm