by Michael X. Ferraro
The elbow of Michael Conforto
created a major distort-o.
Kulpa fell for that bull
now the Met’s culpable
for a walk-off strikeout (?), Bad Sporto.
Mets-Marlins Game Ends in Controversy
Do the Right Ng
by James Finn Garner
All the brass knew from the beginning
Of the dash and the brains of Kim Ng
Took the last 30 years
To get past their fears
Bet they’re ordering glass for a new ceiling.
The Real Ng
by Hilary Barta
The chance of advancement seemed dim
All those who preceded a “him”
She bided her time
A thirty-year climb
Meet General Manager Kim.
Playoff-ful
by Hilary Barta
Cubs batters did not get it done
They ended up scoring one run
Deny or admit it
They just couldn’t hit it
And the post-postseason’s no fun.
The Proud Tripper
by Michael X. Ferraro
Just a few years back, the kid was at Prom.
Cut to: First day in the bigs! Dad and Mom
Interviewed in the stands
As their boy Isan
Uncoils. “Did we just homer off DeGrom?!”
Cut to: First day in the bigs! Dad and Mom
Interviewed in the stands
As their boy Isan
Uncoils. “Did we just homer off DeGrom?!”
"DID WE JUST HOMER OFF DEGROM?!"@diaz_isan's PUMPED-UP dad was mid-interview when his guy took a Cy Young winner DEEP for his 1st hit in his MLB debut. 🥺 pic.twitter.com/rOwjYdjr01
— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) August 5, 2019