by Fred Lovato
Rangers’ Garcia
belts 11th inning solo shot
baseball immortal
Pfaadt Accompl — You Gotta Be Kidding Me
by Michael X. Ferraro
My legend will soon be a Pfaadt accompli
Wait, is Lovullo coming for me?!
For 17 batters, I shackled those Phils,
Manhandling the mighty with my poison pills.
But this analytic whoozywhatzit
Overthinking has forced my exit.
Recipe for a Philly Snake Sandwich
by James Finn Garner
Start with pitching from Aaron Nola
Rich and smoky as cappicola
Add a Castellanos tater
And two bombs from Schwarber later
And hot corner sauce from Alec Bohm
Stingy as a Hogwarts gnome
Serve in a park where the foundations shake —
All that equals famine for the Snakes.
NLDS Haiku
by @DodgersHaiku1
10/7/23
Dodgers 2 D’backs 11
That was no Outman
Kersh yields six runs in one-third
Of an inning. Shock
10/9/23
D’backs 4 Dodgers 2
Another short start
And quiet Dodgers offense
Spells doom. O and 2
10/11/23
Dodgers 2 D’Backs 4
Lance Lynn’s house special
Homeruns. Served it up four times
Dodgers stunned by Snakes
All-Star Clerihews #4 — Clerihews and the Dial of Destiny
Lourdes Gurriel
Knows Seattle well.
He loves their seafood and coffee thing
And wants to attend Wagner’s “Ring.”
Bryce Elder
Spends the off-season as a gelder.
Separating boars from their testes
Keeps him at his besties.
Spencer Strider
Has a thing about spiders.
Even though his last name does that Middle Earth thing,
He can’t bear to sit through “Lord of the Rings.”
Justin Steele
“Has a heart just like a wheel,
“Let him roll it to you.”
(He’s a big Macca fan, too.)
