by James Finn Garner
The Mighty Mets have been shut down
To the lamentations of Flushing Town
“Check Musgrove’s ears!”
They chanted through tears
While their sorrows in Genny they drowned.
All-Star Clerihews 4: Frontier Justice
Fernando TatÃs
Hits home runs with ease
But you should watch him try
To watch telenovelas and not cry.
Bo Bichette
Once used a baguette
To swing at a pitched ball
Left fans in stitches in Montreal.
Max Muncy
Gets pretty punchy
When you ask why his name
Sounds like a gumshoe in a board game.
Gerrit Cole
Would sell his soul
For the secret of eternal youth
And to eat hot dogs like Babe Ruth.
Darvish-Kershaw Duel: Part II
by Fred Lovato
They both went seven
they both had quality starts
but winner was Yu
Darvish-Kershaw Duel
by Fred Lovato
One pitched for seven
One got the hook after six
Fun while it lasted
Hotsie Tatis
by James Finn Garner
In San Diego, one takes one’s ease
Climate, hot bods, and sea breeze
There’s just one commotion
Locals await with devotion:
That earthquake, Fernando TatÃs.