The Cleveland Spiders

by R. Gerry Fabian

I am sitting at the bar watching
the Braves versus Phillies game.
Second inning.
The Braves have the bases loaded,
two outs and their seventh batter,
a rookie catcher, at bat.
From out of nowhere,
a woman sits next to me.
“Can you buy me a drink?’
The Phillies’ pitcher throws
a slider, down and away.
Ball one.
I use semantics on the woman.
“If you mean do I have the money
to buy you a drink,
then yes, I do.”
The next pitch is high and tight.
The kid catcher steps out of the box
and then reenters crowding the plate.
“Okay.” The woman agrees.
“Will you buy me a drink?”
Again, I use semantic in hopes
of ending this dialogue.
“If you mean, is there a chance
that in the future
I may purchase a drink for you,
the odds are 75 – 25 in your favor,
if only to end this conversation.”
The next pitch is an outside fastball
and the kid fouls it off.
Count 2-1.
That was your pitch, I think silently.
The woman is unyielding.
“I like baseball, and I would
like you to buy me a drink.”
Count 2-2
I know the pitcher is going to throw a curve.
Hang it. I try to jinx the pitcher.
He throws a sharp breaking curve
but to my astonishment and surprise,
the kid catcher stays on the pitch
and drives it into the right center gap
for a bases-clearing double.
“Do I get my drink now?”
I decide to put an end to this
annoying invasion of privacy.
“Tell me who the greatest pitcher
of all time is and I’ll buy you a drink.”
She smiles.
“Denton True Young.”

 

Bob Ferguson

by Michael Ceraolo

Though I had started playing ball
before the fly rule went into effect in ’64,
I earned my unusual nickname,
Death to Flying Things, a few years later
Unlike some later players,
who killed birds with batted or thrown balls,
no living things were harmed
in the earning of my nickname
I got it catching line drives at third base
If you think that’s not enough to earn a nickname,
you should try doing it bare-handed
the way I did

Watching Baseball as We Age

by Aaron Sandberg

Where were we
.      when we began to see

most of these men
.      were half our age

and that any dream we had here
.      was mud-caked and attic-packed?

It’s all small ball now—
.      little victories, fundamentals.

Good knees. Pension plans.
.      Cold beer. Shaded stands.

A sacrifice bunt sets up
.      a suicide squeeze.

A body learns a lifetime
.      of committing toward the base,

of being waved again and again
.      toward home.

Winning is remembering
.      neither team escapes the fate

of swirling dust kicked up
.      from the slide into the plate

no matter how far they pull
.      their caps down over their eyes,

nor how the ump
.      will call the play.

 

Aaron Sandberg has appeared or is forthcoming in Asimov’s, No Contact, Alien Magazine, The Shore, The Offing, Sporklet, Burningword Journal and elsewhere. A multiple Pushcart and Best of the Net nominee, you can see him—and his poetry posts—on Instagram @aarondsandberg.

Timer Has Come Today

by Stuart Shea

“Tick, tick, tick”
A sound I never hoped to associate with baseball.
Sick, sick, sick
The thinking that baseball is dull.
Ick, ick, ick
The inside of Rob Manfred’s mind
Maybe that’s unkind
But some people are blind
To what makes baseball such a kick!

 

Father and Son

by Mark Shoenfield

On a warm June evening in my 54th year
my 16-year-old son asks me to hit him fungos
my diminished prowess clearly states
who is the coach and who is the player
I hit rainbow fly balls to his left and right
he sprints lithely, with grace, speed and
determination after the cowhide spheres
arcing to earth
sweat glistens on his brow and mine
I see the present and past collide in
intergenerational confusion
vicariously reliving the simple uncluttered
pleasure of pure pursuit
to test one’s physical limits against time and space
I loft one hope and challenge after another
into the twilight
and my son gives his all in the chase
he is not consciously aware of the metaphors
of this exchange
my inner delight is immense in this physical
give-and-take
the baseball tossed from my hand to bat to sky
to be snared in his glove and thrown back to me
the pattern repeated over and over
caught up in this rhythmic dance,
wishing time would pause in this magic moment
of ordinariness
I humbly acknowledge that life doesn’t get any sweeter than this