Who’s Up Now (For the Yankees)?

by Stephen Jones

In the astronomy of Yankee baseball,
29 players have heard IR’s call –
Star-watchers have seen the holes –
But “next man up” has filled their roles
And has burned as bright,
If not brighter than more-famous light.

But now,
What’s the stellar map-decision
When stars reclaim astral position
(As some grumble “If I had that option…”)
For the run during postseason?

The fact is, the roster’s only 25,
And in postseason, pitchers thrive,
So player space is at a premium
And choosing players will take a medium
Well-versed in ego-physics
And game-by-game analytics.

The question – it begs discussion:
What’s the line-up for postseason?

Machedo, Machado

By Jim Siergey

Will many a tomato
(Or do you say to-mah-to)
Be tossed at non-hustling
Manny Machado?

Not that he will care
About causin’ such ranklin’
He can wipe off the stains
With Benjamin Franklins

Or is S.D. so chill
That they”ll accept slack
As long as home runs
He steadily jacks?