Post-Season Prediction Doggerel

by James Finn Garner

All the network media dorks
Sing the praises of New York

They hate visiting places strange
Like Motown and the Texas Range

They’d rather crawl through Gotham sewers
Than watch the Snakes or Rays or Brewers.

They’re happy as a dog with bone
To stay in th’ Eastern Time Zone.

But Yankees pitching ain’t worth a lick.
The Phillies are my pick, in six.

 


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Post-Season Prediction Doggerel: 2 Comments

  1. Stu wrote,

    Good one!

  2. Todd wrote,

    Ditto Stu’s comment, but more exaggerated: GREAT!

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