Archive for July, 2007
Today, Tomorrow, Next Year!
by Nate
There once was a team from Kansas City
That other fans always seemed to pity.
“They show up some nights.”
And mostly they’re right.
About Sluggerr they think, “Just a kitty.”
But MY Royals and theirs aren’t the same.
I live and die with every game.
My boys always fight,
And light up the night.
Of my Royals I am not ashamed.
Things will be different next year.
A winning season is oh so near.
To crops, they’re the cream.
And it won’t be a dream
To toast a championship with a beer!
Posted 7/26/07
Two from Millie Bovich
Statistics required perusal
And then came a full-fledged accusal.
Some numbers do lie
Take a look at the guy,
They’ve proven a B. Bonds bamboozle!
Barry Bonds! He’s the muscle-bound Giant
With the rules, he is just non-compliant.
He comes extra large size
Check his biceps and thighs,
And his manner is somewhat defiant!
Posted 7/30/07
Barry Bonds Limerick #16
by NaryBarry
Barry Bonds is a fearsome home run hitter
Who sends all his fans into quite a twitter.
His manhood has not shrunk
From that steroid junk–
Maybe the judge will be an acquiter.
