The Skeleton Rattles; The Muscles Hum

by Todd Herges

The approaches vary
and depend upon the man.

As each one rises
from the subterranean dugout lair
.     onto the field and
.     into the light
you feel his aging body ambulate;
sense his agile mind run through options.

The long walk to the mound a torture.

How many millions –
susceptible to the power of suggestion –
crack open a bottle of ibuprofen
every time Charlie saunters past the ump
and up onto that steep hill:
oh the tired sore legs; oh the aching back.
Slow and ponderous the stride, with smoothness
borne of painful experience.

How many millions reach for chondroitin
whenever Bruce toddles to home
for his double-switch notification,
touching his arm before he’s taken two steps
with subconscious hope that the reliever
will beat him to the mound and take the ball
directly from the predecessor.
Slow and rickety-stiff, with youthfulness
bound in his body like a Gulliver.

Yes Bochy’s bones and Manuel’s muscles
are there for all to see
on the great pennant stage Twenty Ten:
Bruce wants bad to keep walking;
Charlie to do it again.

In Which I Try to Compensate for the Lack of Rhymes for “Conrad”

by Ember Nickel

Oh, what is to be done with Brooks
If you can’t blame umpiring crooks,
Nor looming Giants, hated mooks,
Nor your peers, inadvertent schmucks?
Pilfer question marks from scorebooks
Recording dodgy moves by rooks?
Pelt him with food from angry cooks?
Hope he retreats to distant nooks?
Or just give him frustrated looks
And celebrate Cox’ final hooks?

The peerless Ember Nickel blogs at Lipogram! Scorecard!

What a Difference a Day Makes

by David Bellel

What a difference a day made
Less than twenty-four little hours
Brought the gloom and the showers
Where there used to be joy

My yesterday was true, dear
Today I’m feeling so blue, dear
My happy nights are through, dear
Since we went with Phil Hughes

What a difference a day makes
There’s a rainbow behind  me
Skies above can’t be sunny
Since those pitches went amiss, boy am I pissed!

It’s hell when you find no chance on your menu
What a difference a day made
And the difference is Hughes

What a difference a day makes
There’s a rainbow behind  me
Skies above can’t be sunny
Since those pitches went amiss, boy am I pissed!

It’s hell when you find no chance on your menu
What a difference a day made
And the difference is Hughes
Is Hughes

For more of David’s Yankee obsessions, check out his blog, Pseudo-Intellectualism.

Holy Cow!

by Susanna Rich

Once you’ve been saved
by the Church of
St. Baseball—the
game is All: the
Hot Dog! grill’s the
altar; bases
are stations of
the moss; the pope’s
on second; cheers
are chants; every
hit aches for the
sky; every word
is—Say Hey!—a
prayer for home.

Susanna wrote and narrated this poem for “Cobb Field: A Day at the Ballpark,” Craig Lindvahl’s documentary, for which she was nominated for an Emmy.  The film can frequently be seen on the MLB Network.  Susanna has been published numerous times in Spitball and read frequently at the Yoga Berra Museum at Montclair State University in New Jersey.

He throws a pitch and batters hide in fright

by EvilBanner

Enjoyment for the readers of Good Phight,
The trade we made for Mr. Halladay;
He throws a pitch and batters hide in fright.

His perfect game–the manliest, alright.
He’ll lift some weights and then go out and play!
Enjoyment for the readers of Good Phight.

We thought that trading Lee was not too bright.
We thought we’d lose, and surely rue the day.
He throws a pitch and batters hide in fright.

The big righthander’s murder in the night.
He tortures batters, grabs their flesh to flay.
Enjoyment for the readers of Good Phight!

His cutter rapes the batters of their sight,
They flail about and stammer from dismay.
He throws a pitch and batters hide in fright.

And Uncle Charlie, blessed with manful might
To pitch him on short rest is wise, I say.
Enjoyment for the readers of Good Phight.
He throws a pitch and batters hide in fright

Posted on 10/7/10 on the Phillies blog, The Good Phight, which has been a source for some great fan poetry of late.