MLB All-Black-Friday Team

by Michael X. Ferraro

1B   Marv Droneberry
2B   Etsy Caballero
SS   Kevin OverStocker
3B   Frank “Home Shopping Network” Baker

OF   John Vander Wal Mart
OF   Randy Arozamazonarena
OF   Nick Markdownkakis

C   Pat Borders

LHP   Chris Sale
RHP   John “Discount of” Montefusco
RP   Craig Leffertovers

MGR   Clearance “Cito” Gaston

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