MLB All-High-School-Music-Class Team

1B    Randy Bass
2B    Jody Reed
SS    Garry Tempoton
3B    Tommy Harper

LF    Joe Altobelli
CF    Bryce Harper
RF    Steven Souzaphone

C     Bert Blues

LHP   Jimmy Key, Don Songer
RHP   Jim Beattie, Fred Toney

MGR   Tom Trebelhorn

MLB All-Insult Team

1B   Bonehead Merkle
2B   Piggy Ward
SS   Eddie Stinky
3B   Specs Toporcer

LF   Johnny Dickshot
CF   Pete “Monkey” Hotaling
RF   Shorty Gallagher

C   Tubby Spencer, Clyde Kluttz

P   Shorty Des Jardien, Clod Barfoot, Tiny Bonham, Toad Ramsey, Mitch “Dumb Dumb” Williams

MGR   Jumbo Latham

MLB All-Scandinavian Team

1B    Matt Skole
2B    Neal Finn
SS    Swede Carlstrom
3B    Swede Risberg

LF    Dave “Ingmar” Bergman
CF    Lefty Herring
RF    Dane Iorg
C      Carlton Lutefisk

RHP  Ole Olsen, Ted Nourse
LHP  Whitey Fjord

MGR.  Jeff Thorborg

 

MLB All-Monetary Team

by Jim Siergey

1B  Norm Cash
2B  Dick Green
SS  Ernie Banks
3B  Don Money

LF  Barry Bonds
CF  Curtis Granderson
RF  Stan Benjamin

C   Juan Centeno
P   Brad Penny, Doug Nickel, Curt Schilling
DH Hunter Pence

Mgr. Buck Showalter

 

MLB All-Hardware-Store Team

1B   Bob Brush
2B   Robinson Oil Cano
SS   Ken Dowell
3B   Chipper Jones

LF   Joe Mowry
CF   Don Lock
RF   Farmer Steelman
C      Jeff Tackett

RHP   Bob File, Orval Overall, Brickyard Kennedy
LHP   Lance Painter, Spades Wood, Johnnie “Window” Seale

Mgr.   Eddie Sawyer