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MLB All-Insult Team

1B   Bonehead Merkle
2B   Piggy Ward
SS   Eddie Stinky
3B   Specs Toporcer

LF   Johnny Dickshot
CF   Pete “Monkey” Hotaling
RF   Shorty Gallagher

C   Tubby Spencer, Clyde Kluttz

P   Shorty Des Jardien, Clod Barfoot, Tiny Bonham, Toad Ramsey, Mitch “Dumb Dumb” Williams

MGR   Jumbo Latham

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MLB All-Scandinavian Team

1B    Matt Skole
2B    Neal Finn
SS    Swede Carlstrom
3B    Swede Risberg

LF    Dave “Ingmar” Bergman
CF    Lefty Herring
RF    Dane Iorg
C      Carlton Lutefisk

RHP  Ole Olsen, Ted Nourse
LHP  Whitey Fjord

MGR.  Jeff Thorborg

 

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MLB All-Monetary Team

by Jim Siergey

1B  Norm Cash
2B  Dick Green
SS  Ernie Banks
3B  Don Money

LF  Barry Bonds
CF  Curtis Granderson
RF  Stan Benjamin

C   Juan Centeno
P   Brad Penny, Doug Nickel, Curt Schilling
DH Hunter Pence

Mgr. Buck Showalter

 

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MLB All-Hardware-Store Team

1B   Bob Brush
2B   Robinson Oil Cano
SS   Ken Dowell
3B   Chipper Jones

LF   Joe Mowry
CF   Don Lock
RF   Farmer Steelman
C      Jeff Tackett

RHP   Bob File, Orval Overall, Brickyard Kennedy
LHP   Lance Painter, Spades Wood, Johnnie “Window” Seale

Mgr.   Eddie Sawyer

 

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MLB All-Royalty Team

by Jim Siergey

1B   Earl Torgeson
2B   Napoleon Lajoie
SS   Jack Peerson
3B   Jeff King

LF    Harry Lord
CF    Duke Snider
RF    Babe “The Sultan of Swat” Ruth

C     Steven Baron
DH Prince Fielder
Bench  Count Sensenderfer, Marquis Grissom

P    Mel Queen

Mgr.  Rogers “Rajah” Hornsby