Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
1BÂ Â Boo Powell
2BÂ Â Spook Jacobs
SSÂ Â Pee Wee Shriek
3BÂ Â Joe Panik
LFÂ Â Chilli Davis
CFÂ Â Startle Marte
RFÂ Â Enos Slaughter
CÂ Â Dan Howley
LHPÂ Â Mac Scarce, Frights Peterson
RHPÂ Â Kendall Graveman, Urban Shocker
MGRÂ Â Dave Trembley
Is the Rochester Red Wings’ Field Haunted?
If you want to jazz your game up a bit
Try out a new base-running mitt.
X has many styles
Sure to bring smiles
And give traditionalists a fit.
1BÂ Â Candy LaChance
2BÂ Â Pumpkinsie Green
SSÂ Â Sandy Malomar
3BÂ Â Chris Spooker
LFÂ Â Mummy Ramirez
CFÂ Â Trik Speaker
RFÂ Â Vlampire Guerrero
CÂ Â Â Earl Battey
LHPÂ Â Randy Wolfman, Baby Ruth
RHPÂ Â Trevor BOOOOer, Black Catfish Hunter, Ricky Bones
MGRÂ Â Treat Speaker
Au revoir, Dusty
In you did we trusty
Smart, passionate, steady
Toothpick at the ready
Giant, Astro, Dodger, Cub
You always improved a club
You have nothing more to prove
And lots of grandchildren to love
Raise a glass of Baker Wine
And celebrate the good times.
To earn Bochy another trophy:
$how Corey Seager that you’re eager
Give Semien a couple extra million
Grow l’esprit of Garcia
Give up da funk for Jung
Pray Mad Max can still stack
Then parry with Montgomery
And stay out of the bullpen
whenever you can.
