by James Finn Garner
The nicknames of old were top-notch
“Shoeless Joe,” “Iron Horse” — guys to watch!
But a colorful name’s
No sure lock on fame–
look how few remember “Old Swampcrotch.”
How’s It Feel, Akil?
by James Finn Garner
Tigers outfielder Akil Baddoo
Tried to stretch one base into two
Was hit near the base
In his own carapace
A two-bagger, one-sacker miscue.
A Monumental Anniversary
by James Finn Garner
In honor of the first game at the original Yankee Stadium.
A century ago, in the debuth
Of his eponymous stadium, Ruth
Hit the inaugural tater,
Auguring the later
Parade of glory under that roof.
Old-School Reps
by James Finn Garner
I don’t think the new analytics
Would’ve helped Norm Cash worth a lick
For Killebrew, Mantle,
F. Robby and Randle,
A beer and a cig did the trick.
Enough Already
by James Finn Garner
At least Dusty Baker has his ring
One good end to this World Series thing
As we draw down the curtain
One thing is for certain:
It’s time to start prepping Thanksgiving.