Reviving the Art of Baseball Doggerel
Some Tampa Bay Rays
Don’t accept gays
Claiming God don’t approve of their lovin’
They should’ve instead
Spoke of what Jesus said
On the subject, which is of course nothin’.
Isn’t it odd
Some people’s God
Might espouse love but just for a few?
And how white cishet men
Tell you time and again:
“Jesus is great– he thinks just like I do!”
To the rest of the teams in the East
The Blue Jays now seem like a beast
If stars do not vax
They’ll find that they lack
Any way not to be the birds’ feast.
Red Sox COVID-19 vaccine issues could have a massive lasting impact
Like the baby’s proverbial candy
Home plate was stolen by Randy
The shift left third base
A defender-less place
And the pitcher’s stance came in quite handy.
Photo by Steve Helber, AP
A bevy of young bureaucrats
Believe winning relies strictly on stats
But when numbers belie
What you see with your eyes
You’ll make changes undeniably bats.